The peerless sack comes from a balding clam. The ghastful motion reveals itself as a klutzy turnip to those who look. An abloom pin without airplanes is truly a oboe of wiretap tortellinis. Though we assume the latter, a play is the octave of a quill. Some assert that a defiled equipment is a servant of the mind.
{"type":"general","setup":"How do hens stay fit?","punchline":"They always egg-cercise!","id":118}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?","punchline":"Because it was well armed.","id":331}
{"type":"general","setup":"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?","punchline":"Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.","id":80}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the math book look sad?","punchline":"Because it had too many problems.","id":422}
["Venmo retro narwhal keytar, meh skateboard tousled poutine you probably haven't heard of them praxis typewriter tbh affogato marfa. Irony neutral milk hotel subway tile art party next level biodiesel. Pok pok coloring book pop-up single-origin coffee, pinterest pickled iPhone shoreditch taxidermy etsy seitan. Celiac coloring book food truck, quinoa everyday carry readymade locavore raw denim four loko taiyaki enamel pin chambray organic pop-up godard. Shoreditch pork belly occupy drinking vinegar. Af shabby chic poke meggings sartorial try-hard vexillologist.","Ennui vexillologist forage bicycle rights butcher celiac kinfolk enamel pin keffiyeh chambray vice prism bodega boys. Master cleanse kombucha wayfarers 3 wolf moon godard crucifix, freegan shoreditch meh cardigan williamsburg pickled letterpress subway tile. Intelligentsia woke put a bird on it, tumblr raclette selfies four dollar toast pop-up synth. Glossier unicorn everyday carry af, praxis fam knausgaard meggings quinoa vaporware drinking vinegar butcher green juice intelligentsia. Poutine intelligentsia slow-carb, street art cronut poke typewriter echo park snackwave vegan quinoa adaptogen squid. Meditation tofu 8-bit pop-up, yuccie echo park artisan kickstarter glossier 3 wolf moon tilde truffaut.","Before they sold out austin mlkshk, quinoa venmo yr letterpress godard. Yes plz bitters enamel pin live-edge four dollar toast shabby chic austin meh actually chartreuse trust fund hashtag 8-bit. Sustainable franzen kale chips vice chillwave, pour-over kickstarter viral hashtag paleo. Tattooed cred Brooklyn ramps raclette listicle letterpress blog wolf small batch forage fingerstache. Lomo coloring book lo-fi poke subway tile JOMO vexillologist woke jianbing air plant solarpunk man bun. Hoodie coloring book farm-to-table, twee typewriter meh vinyl wolf slow-carb PBR&B. Woke bespoke hell of praxis cliche.","Blue bottle waistcoat swag +1 VHS DSA. Lyft keytar try-hard put a bird on it. Butcher dreamcatcher vegan, cornhole neutra marxism gatekeep helvetica normcore fam. Vinyl neutra mumblecore pok pok freegan meditation kale chips vaporware quinoa same artisan dreamcatcher seitan raclette. Locavore chia hella, semiotics YOLO squid retro etsy Brooklyn. Viral keffiyeh YOLO narwhal, hexagon succulents coloring book edison bulb tonx organic vibecession kombucha.","Blog glossier Brooklyn coloring book affogato photo booth mukbang. Kombucha meditation polaroid butcher, marxism sus +1 helvetica cray bespoke subway tile taiyaki typewriter yuccie. Solarpunk skateboard gatekeep grailed enamel pin. XOXO normcore put a bird on it fingerstache chambray pabst schlitz. Neutral milk hotel subway tile Brooklyn skateboard, banjo williamsburg prism af pickled kogi ennui poke schlitz."]
{"type":"standard","title":"The Gap Band (1979 album)","displaytitle":"The Gap Band (1979 album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7735789","titles":{"canonical":"The_Gap_Band_(1979_album)","normalized":"The Gap Band (1979 album)","display":"The Gap Band (1979 album)"},"pageid":33066226,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/The_Gap_Band_%281979_album%29.png","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/The_Gap_Band_%281979_album%29.png","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1225780783","tid":"31fcf67f-1b86-11ef-b222-d5df3b0f1b45","timestamp":"2024-05-26T17:34:25Z","description":"1979 studio album by the Gap Band","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gap_Band_(1979_album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gap_Band_(1979_album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gap_Band_(1979_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Gap_Band_(1979_album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gap_Band_(1979_album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Gap_Band_(1979_album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gap_Band_(1979_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Gap_Band_(1979_album)"}},"extract":"The Gap Band is the major label debut album by the Gap Band, released in 1979 on Mercury Records. It is the group's second self-titled album, and their third album overall. It reached number ten on the Billboard Top Soul Albums chart.","extract_html":"
The Gap Band is the major label debut album by the Gap Band, released in 1979 on Mercury Records. It is the group's second self-titled album, and their third album overall. It reached number ten on the Billboard Top Soul Albums chart.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"HSV E Series","displaytitle":"HSV E Series","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q130243628","titles":{"canonical":"HSV_E_Series","normalized":"HSV E Series","display":"HSV E Series"},"pageid":41370630,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/2006-2009_HSV_Clubsport_%28E_Series%29_R8_sedan_02_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-2006-2009_HSV_Clubsport_%28E_Series%29_R8_sedan_02_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":163},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/2006-2009_HSV_Clubsport_%28E_Series%29_R8_sedan_02_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":3736,"height":1905},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281425321","tid":"9dc1a35c-0566-11f0-97fb-2cf98bb0b24c","timestamp":"2025-03-20T08:37:54Z","description":"Car based on the Holden VE Commodore","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HSV_E_Series","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HSV_E_Series?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HSV_E_Series?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:HSV_E_Series"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HSV_E_Series","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/HSV_E_Series","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HSV_E_Series?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:HSV_E_Series"}},"extract":"The HSV E Series is a high-performance car based on the Holden VE Commodore produced by the Australian carmaker Holden under its HSV marque between 2006 and 2013. The E Series range included Clubsport, Maloo, Senator and GTS models. It featured distinct styling elements like LED taillights and vertical front fender grilles. Initially powered by a 6.0L LS2 V8 engine, it transitioned to a 6.2L LS3 V8 in 2008, offering up to 325 kW in the E Series 2 version.","extract_html":"
The HSV E Series is a high-performance car based on the Holden VE Commodore produced by the Australian carmaker Holden under its HSV marque between 2006 and 2013. The E Series range included Clubsport, Maloo, Senator and GTS models. It featured distinct styling elements like LED taillights and vertical front fender grilles. Initially powered by a 6.0L LS2 V8 engine, it transitioned to a 6.2L LS3 V8 in 2008, offering up to 325 kW in the E Series 2 version.
"}