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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?","punchline":"Because DEC 25 = OCT 31","id":382}
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{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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