{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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Claussenomyces is a genus of fungi in the family Helotiaceae. Species grow as saprophytes on decaying and decorticated wood, cones, or sap. Fruitbodies are turbinate to pulvinate, measuring up to 0.6Â mm in both height and diameter. The flesh has an elastic to gelatinous texture.
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{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
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{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
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