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The UAAP Season 66 men's basketball tournament refers to the men's basketball tournament of UAAP Season 66 of the University Athletic Association of the Philippines (UAAP). The tournament was hosted by Ateneo de Manila University. ABS-CBN covered the games on Studio 23.
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